The Mentholatum Screamer

Yep, that's Vick's Vapo Rub. I had a basket full of baby lotion, vapo rub, etc. on top of Luke's dresser. Halle decided she needed the basket to tie to a ribbon to lower down the stairs, so she dumped all the contents on Luke's floor (while I was showering before church). Of course, Luke grabbed it and wasted no time.
This is what he looked like when I found him. For the record, he had already had his bath for church. Luckily, he had no clothes on. Four hair washings later (including one with dishwashing soap), it is still greasy. Luckily, we managed to wash the smell off before church.
He did have a super snotty nose earlier that morning but I think all the vapo rub that soaked into his pores alleviated that. To look on the bright side, he could now go to nursery snot-free.