New reading material

We were in the middle of dinner when Ben ran off to go potty. Didn't think anything of it until I noticed 15 minutes had passed and Ben hadn't come back. I called for him and he said, "I'm still going potty Mom." Then another 5 minutes went by and no Ben. I went to the half bathroom that he usually occupies and no Ben. I noticed the Den door was open (which I had locked earlier) and the portable DVD player was missing. (We had issues with him and the player earlier in the day.) So I grabbed the camera knowing what I was about to find. The picture explains the rest.