party in the front...business in the back

Morgan is a she-beast of a mess. She is filthy all day long. But her favorite thing to do is take off her clothes and diaper while sleeping...and then pees. So after every nap and almost every morning I go into her room to find a puddle on the sheets. It has been a problem for several weeks. We tried one-ises, but she just uses hulk strength to rip out of them. This is my daily bane.

Today was the worst. I went into get her from her nap and discovered that she had peed a giant puddle AND she had dropped a deuce the size of a great dane. Seriously, it was bigger than my hand stretched out. I know that is graphic but it needs to be said. I thought about taking a picture but it was soo nasty, I abstained. She had also spread her deed all over her, her blanket and a toy. Awesome. Awesome day for me.