Date night with Lauren

Aaron took Lauren on a daddy-daughter date last summer (yes they have been on others since, just giving time reference). They were riding in the car and Lauren was pulling her skirt up exposing her underwear. She's five and a nudist whenever possible. So Aaron says, "Lore, put your skirt down. You don't want the whole world to see your underwear."

Lauren grimaced (that's right, I said it: grimaced) and put her skirt down. Much later on during the date, Lauren turned to Aaron and said, "Dad, I'm confused. How can the whole world see me? Where are its eyes?"